Article Pwn Up: The Ghosts of Christmas Presents

By Jake Young / December 23, 2013

Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to dorklypwnup at gmail. This week the theme was tales of Christmas memories, which inevitably turned into an in-depth look of the psychological maelstrom that is "Christmas Morning".

 

It was Christmas 2000, Pokemon Gold and Silver had just come out and it was all that I wanted. As me and my siblings are opening presents my brother got his game boy color and copy of gold. I was so excited, when it was my turn to open my copy of silver... Only the game isn't in there. It's socks...

I couldn't find my game anywhere. Everyone moves on and I am devastated. Finally after hours of torment my mom tells me to check the bottom of a shoe box. They had put in a fake bottom to hide my game and game boy.

Pwn Up: Ghosts of Christmas Presents

To this day I still feel weird around Christmas because of those few harrowing moments that I "almost didn't get Pokemon".

-Stetson

Filed Under   christmas   pwn my life   pokemon   pwn up   gifts
Scientifically Accurate Santa Claus

Video Scientifically Accurate Santa Claus

December 23, 2013

Ho ho holy sh*t that was dark.

Ring in the Hothidays With This Wampa Sweater

Picture Ring in the Hothidays With This Wampa Sweater

December 23, 2013

Warmer than a Tauntaun's intestines!

Filed Under   christmas   star wars   wtf   clothes   winter   sweaters

Comic The 12 Days of Doctor Who

By Julia Lepetit / December 23, 2013
The 12 Days of Doctor Who
 
 
 
The 12 Days of Doctor Who  

Filed Under   poetry   christmas   doctor who

Comic I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

By Anna-Maria Jung and Andrew Bridgman / December 19, 2013
Im Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Article Twas the Night Before Steam Sale

By Andrew Bridgman / December 18, 2013
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Filed Under   christmas   holidays   winter   steam sale

Article Top 10 Gifts For The Nerd In Your Life

By Nat Towsen / December 17, 2013

Top 10 Gifts For The Nerd In Your Life

Nothing says "nerd" like having your nose buried in a book, so buy your nerdy friend one of these paper facemasks. It's hard to go wrong: there are so many books out there that even the biggest nerds haven't read all of them.

 

Top 10 Gifts For The Nerd In Your Life

Whether your friend is a comic book nerd or a film nerd, BluRay offers The Wolverine AND that movie that Harmony Korine made by living with a group of transient homeless vandals for a couple of weeks, both in gorgeous 1080p.

Filed Under   christmas   holidays   gifts
Tesla Christmas Tree

Picture Tesla Christmas Tree

December 16, 2013

O Lightning Tree, O Lightning Tree Please spare us from your electricity...

Filed Under   christmas   tesla   trees   electricity
A Very Severus Snape Christmas

Picture A Very Severus Snape Christmas

December 12, 2013

Come, let us sit by the fire and enjoy the harrowing gaze of Alan Rickman.

Santa Claus is Coming... to Skyrim

Picture Santa Claus is Coming... to Skyrim

December 06, 2013

Fa la la la la, la FUS-RO-DAH.