Picture Captain Falcon Dollar BillMay 10, 2013
He'll never get his license to pun.
Picture Falcon Fruit PunchApril 02, 2012
Now with F-Zero calories!
Picture Captain Falcon (Halloween 2k11)November 01, 2011
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
Sportsmanship is for suckers who get falcon punched.
For every awesome action, there's an equally awesome reaction.