Have your birthday party on Survival Mode.
There are those who wish to destroy this tiny edible Hogwarts, they call themselves "Cake-Eaters".
Picture Incredible Borderlands CakeJuly 15, 2013
You have to be a psycho to pass this up.
Picture Incredible Game Boy CakeMay 21, 2013
And now it'll just take another 200,000 cakes to finish the game.
Picture Battle of Hoth Wedding CakeApril 23, 2013
And do you take this scruffy-looking nerf-herder as your husband?
Picture Assassin's Creed CakeApril 12, 2013
Hey, even assassins have birthdays.
I can't believe the cake-makers messed this up so badly I said chocolate frosting.
It's a dessert to everybody.
Picture Fallout Pip-Boy CakeJanuary 18, 2013
Ironically, eating a whole cake would probably heal that arm.
Picture The Ultimate Portal CakeJanuary 03, 2013
This is as good as it gets, and that's no lie.