"Protocol droid, you say? Haven't seen him. I'm just a simple housewife from New York! Space New York."
Picture Badass C-3PO TattooSeptember 12, 2012
He's a proto-KILL droid.
Picture Creepy C-3P0 Tape DispenserAugust 14, 2012
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating my crotch without getting weirded out is approximately 3,720 to 1.
Picture Baby DroidsAugust 06, 2012
"We seem to be made to be adorable. It's our lot in life."
He's fluent in over six million forms of drivin' the ladies crazy.
Picture Sexy C-3PO Cosplay GirlJune 12, 2012
Frankly, I would expect a protocol droid to have a cleaner bedroom.
Picture C-3PO PastaJuly 14, 2011
Human-cyborg relations have never been tastier.