August 18, 2010
The first shirt with Rumble Pak support.
August 13, 2010
Potential members must slay an inter-dimensional God, or have a guest pass.
August 06, 2010
The only thing he can't blow up is his low self-esteem.
July 28, 2010
Buy one for your girlfriend and seven for her evil ex-boyfriends.
July 16, 2010
Because "blow me and then put another cartridge on top of me once I'm in the NES" wouldn't fit.
July 09, 2010
"Sir, please don't throw rupees in the club. You'll put someone's eye out."
June 30, 2010
This shirt won't make you any better at Pac Man, but it will make you worse at math.
June 24, 2010
This is what happens when a regular white T-shirt overheats.