June 03, 2011
Spoiler alert: You're entering another dimension.
May 27, 2011
At least you have your Cool Shirt. Oh, you traded that in for a 12-sided die? Um, wow.
May 20, 2011
May 13, 2011
One's logical, one's immortal, and one wears orthopedic shoes.
May 06, 2011
Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? YOU DO.
April 29, 2011
This shirt's stretchable cotton allows for more comfortable wedgies.
April 22, 2011
You live by the thumb drive, die by the thumb drive.
April 15, 2011
A long time ago where no man has gone before.
April 08, 2011
It's highly addictive!
April 01, 2011
It's too dangerous to go shirtless, take this!