March 30, 2012
Hail to the Master Chief.
March 23, 2012
The best hair in Never Never Land.
March 16, 2012
Serving a parallel dimension since 1958.
March 09, 2012
A winner is you!
March 02, 2012
We're going for the gold! Rings!
February 24, 2012
May the armed forces be with you.
February 16, 2012
Sir, please don't throw rupees in the club. You'll put someone's eye out.
February 10, 2012
Do not wear this if you're undercover.
February 03, 2012
And no empty beer cans on the ground. We're looking at you, Porkins!
January 27, 2012
My BlackBerry works just as good as a portal gun, thank you very much.