original Bowser Wants GunsJanuary 22, 2013
Guns don't kill Mario does.
Picture The Villains of NintendoSeptember 25, 2012
Just give them all the princesses you have and no one gets hurt.
original Peach's Revenge (Part 1)August 06, 2012
She's putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
original Bowser's Weekend With The KidsJune 25, 2012
Today's youth needs to understand the value of a hard day's princess kidnapping.
Picture Bowser in Real LifeFebruary 08, 2012
Hide your princesses.
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
Picture Duct Tape BowserJanuary 27, 2012
So many babes are going to want to pull into this driveway.