He's taking evolution to the next level.
Ooze would explain most of the Pokemon universe.
Picture IRL BlastoiseJuly 27, 2012
This looks way better than the time I tried to jam pipes in a turtle.
Picture Cheese BlastoiseMay 01, 2012
He evolved from Cheddartortle.
Picture Pokemon Coffee CupsMarch 21, 2012
"Congratulations! Your TRIPLE LATTE evolved into URGENT BATHROOM BREAK!"