Have your birthday party on Survival Mode.
Picture Pokemon Card Birthday InvitationApril 29, 2013
Might as well toss 'em, not even holofoils.
Hope that gunblade is dishwasher-safe.
Whoa, he got Sonic and Shadow to come? Not even Knuckles could pull that off.
With great power comes great inappropriate behavior.
Happy 33rd birthday, David! We got you a cake with everything you wanted, except your parents' respect.
Picture Plants vs. Zombies Birthday CakeMarch 29, 2011
Normally I don't let vegetables or the undead anywhere near my cake, but this is an exception.
Picture "21-up" Mario Birthday CakeMarch 23, 2011
Congratulations, now you can legally drink yourself to death 20 times!
Picture Super Mario Birthday CakeMarch 15, 2011
I want to know how it ever fit in that box.
Today's the day you become a real man-child.