Blanket Turns Kid Into Batman

Picture Blanket Turns Kid Into Batman

October 27, 2013

Dark Knight-night, little guy.

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Comic Batman's Tragic Origins

By Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman / October 28, 2013
Batmans Tragic Origin

Article The 5 Most Embarrassing Moments in Batman Comic History

By Tristan Cooper / October 25, 2013

  The 5 Most Embarrassing Moments in Batman Comic History

One of the best parts about Batman is also his greatest weakness: he's only human, and therefore susceptible to looking as stupid and idiotic as the rest of us. Most people are all too familiar with his brush with bat-nipples and his shark-repellant phase. His deepest and darkest secrets, however, are buried deep within his comics origins. Below are five truly embarrassing moments from a man who is not afraid to wear underwear over his pants.

 

5. The Caped Crusader Croons Christmas Carols with Cops

Batmans 5 Most Embarrassing Moments

Batman's true religion is justice, which never takes a holiday. But stalking the streets 365 days a year means that, at some point, tinsel and holly will briefly impede crime fighting before they are used as improvisational restraints following righteous beatings. Christmas typically brings  Mr. Freeze or some gimmicky dickweed like Calendar Man out of the woodwork, going balls-out in hopes of destroying the pagan tradition turned-Christian holiday turned-annual Walmart sacrificial stampede ritual. In Batman #219, the GCPD somehow convinces the world's greatest detective to blow off his endless neighborhood watch and belt out a few ballads. They sing for a while, and for a brief moment Batman believes that Christmas is something else other than a reminder that his dead parents aren't getting him any presents. Just when the yuletide couldn't get any cheerier, our hero has a shocking realization...

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Bat-Dad Forever

Video Bat-Dad Forever

October 24, 2013

Papa do you fear me?

Filed Under   parents   batman   dads   vine
Superhero Facial Hair

Picture Superhero Facial Hair

October 24, 2013

How Super-Manly... also Bat-Manly and Spider-Manly.

Arkham Origins: The Rock Opera

Video Arkham Origins: The Rock Opera

October 23, 2013

It's the only musical with kinkier outfits than "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

Bat-Marilyn

Picture Bat-Marilyn

October 23, 2013

"Happy Birthday, Mr. Commissioner..."

Badman vs. Superman

Video Badman vs. Superman

October 18, 2013

A battle to see who has the deader parents.

Filed Under   batman   superman   pete holmes
Epic Squirrels

Picture Epic Squirrels

October 14, 2013

They're storing up for winter...storing JUSTICE.

Troy Baker's Joker is Incredible

Video Troy Baker's Joker is Incredible

October 14, 2013

Mark Hamill won't need to roll in his grave anytime soon.

Filed Under   batman   joker   voice acting