This will steal your heart (and get ruthlessly pursued by the cops).
This mom is giving her kid the right idea: wires are for suckers.
Picture Baby Dalek JumperMarch 14, 2013
He brought along a Schwarma Lunchable for after his nap.
He then chopped off his son's hand, for daring to defy him.
Picture Super Mario NurseryAugust 23, 2012
Hope the parents remember this when their kid is arrested for turtle stomping in high school.
Picture Baby DroidsAugust 06, 2012
"We seem to be made to be adorable. It's our lot in life."
He's returned from a galaxy far, far away.