PokeAwesome: Getting a Gym Badge

Video PokeAwesome: Getting a Gym Badge

April 12, 2013

He'll earn it, one way or another.

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Hipster Ash

Picture Hipster Ash

January 11, 2013

He caught Articuno before it was cool.

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Strong Pokemonz

Video Strong Pokemonz

September 20, 2012

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.

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Gary Oak Reviews Pokemon Black & White

Picture Gary Oak Reviews Pokemon Black & White

July 10, 2012

I think he's still a little peeved Professor Oak gave Ash first pick.

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Article Ash's Ark

July 21, 2010
  1. God

    Hey you, kid!

  2. Ash

    Oh man. What are you, some kind of beard-type Pokemon?

  3. God

    No. I'm God. And I need you to build an Ark, and put within it two of every Pokemon.

  4. Ash

    What? Why?

  5. God

    Because I must flood the Earth for some reason. Maybe to kill all sinners? Yeah. That's it.

  6. Ash

    But…you're God. Why don't you just specifically kill all of the bad people and not drown everyone? Wouldn't that make more sense?

  7. God

    No. That would take forever to figure out. This is way simpler.

  8. Ash

    Do you have any idea how hard it is to capture ONE of every Pokemon, let alone two? I mean, I don't think there even are two Mewtwo's.

  9. God

    C'mon, kid. How hard could it be?

  10. 151 pairs of Pokemon later…

  11. Ash

    Okay – it took forever, and I technically had to cut Articuno in half, but I think I caught 'em all.

  12. God

    Oh. Just 151 pairs?

  13. Ash

    Yes…that's all there are.

  14. God

    So….I'm guessing you didn't get my memo…

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