Article Ash's Ark
- God
Hey you, kid!
- Ash
Oh man. What are you, some kind of beard-type Pokemon?
- God
No. I’m God. And I need you to build an Ark, and put within it two of every Pokemon.
- Ash
What? Why?
- God
Because I must flood the Earth for some reason. Maybe to kill all sinners? Yeah. That’s it.
- Ash
But…you’re God. Why don’t you just specifically kill all of the bad people and not drown everyone? Wouldn’t that make more sense?
- God
No. That would take forever to figure out. This is way simpler.
- Ash
Do you have any idea how hard it is to capture ONE of every Pokemon, let alone two? I mean, I don’t think there even are two Mewtwo’s.
- God
C’mon, kid. How hard could it be?
151 pairs of Pokemon later…
- Ash
Okay – it took forever, and I technically had to cut Articuno in half, but I think I caught ‘em all.
- God
Oh. Just 151 pairs?
- Ash
Yes…that’s all there are.
- God
So….I’m guessing you didn’t get my memo…
