KakuJomics: Animal

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June 18, 2013


Article The Animal Crossing Villager Is Your Worst Nightmare

By Staff / June 14, 2013

At their Nintendo Direct conference at E3, Nintendo made a few announcements about Mario, Donkey Kong, and a number of other franchises. But none of that matters. The only thing that matters is that the Animal Crossing Villager will be a playable character in the newest Smash Bros. games. But there's something unsettling about his smiling, always content face that never changes, even as he's beating other mascots mercilessly…

All of his letters to his neighbors are written in the blood of his victims.

Comic Brawl in the Family: Political Strife

By Brawl in the Family / June 13, 2013

Comic KakuJomics: Marrow Escape

By KakuJomics / February 6, 2013

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Parks & Recreation Crossing

Picture Parks & Recreation Crossing

November 16, 2012

Bring me all the eggs and bacon you have. I'm Ron Fucking Resetti.

Article Videogame Dog-Shaming

By Andrew Bridgman / August 27, 2012

The blog Dog Shaming has taken off recently, detailing the shameful acts of dogs and forcing them to admit their sins. However, Dorkly knows that videogame dogs have far more to be ashamed of than any real life dog.

Dogmeat (Fallout)

Videogame DogShaming - Image 7

Filed Under   duck hunt   megaman   mario   dogs   fallout   animal crossing
Local News Knows Exactly How Animal Crossing Works

Video Local News Knows Exactly How Animal Crossing Works

November 16, 2011

"Wow, these pedophiles are really interested in growing crops."

Filed Under   wtf   animal crossing