Comic Animal Double Crossing
Picture KakuJomics: AnimalJune 18, 2013
"I AM NOT A MEME! I AM A VILLAGER!"
At their Nintendo Direct conference at E3, Nintendo made a few announcements about Mario, Donkey Kong, and a number of other franchises. But none of that matters. The only thing that matters is that the Animal Crossing Villager will be a playable character in the newest Smash Bros. games. But there's something unsettling about his smiling, always content face that never changes, even as he's beating other mascots mercilessly
All of his letters to his neighbors are written in the blood of his victims.
Picture Parks & Recreation CrossingNovember 16, 2012
Bring me all the eggs and bacon you have. I'm Ron Fucking Resetti.
Article Videogame Dog-Shaming
The blog Dog Shaming has taken off recently, detailing the shameful acts of dogs and forcing them to admit their sins. However, Dorkly knows that videogame dogs have far more to be ashamed of than any real life dog.
"Wow, these pedophiles are really interested in growing crops."