Article Why They Cancelled America's Army

May 4, 2010

The US Army recently cancelled their free-to-play series of recruitment videogames. Here's why…

  1. An army briefing room. A four-star general enters with Herman, a pimply, greasy fifteen-year-old.

  2. General

    Men, meet Herman Wallace. He's topped the America's Army leadboard for the past five months, and we believe he is our best and brightest hope of winning this war.

  3. Herman

    Sup losers.

  4. The Middle East, a few weeks later…

  5. Marine Sargeant

    Commander Wallace! Insurgents have the compound surrounded. What are your orders?

  6. Herman

    OK, first thing, we need some health packs.

  7. Sargeant

    Sir?

  8. Herman

    Big white boxes with a red cross on them. Trust me, you do not want to get shot without one of those ready.

  9. Sargeant

    Sir, I'm not sure-

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