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The US Army recently cancelled their free-to-play series of recruitment videogames. Here's why…

1. An army briefing room. A four-star general enters with Herman, a pimply, greasy fifteen-year-old.

2. General

   Men, meet Herman Wallace. He's topped the America's Army leadboard for the past five months, and we believe he is our best and brightest hope of winning this war.

3. Herman

   Sup losers.

4. The Middle East, a few weeks later…

5. Marine Sargeant

   Commander Wallace! Insurgents have the compound surrounded. What are your orders?

6. Herman

   OK, first thing, we need some health packs.

7. Sargeant

   Sir?

8. Herman

   Big white boxes with a red cross on them. Trust me, you do not want to get shot without one of those ready.

9. Sargeant

   Sir, I'm not sure-