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				<title>The Dorklyst: The 8 Most Irresponsible Drinkers in Videogame History</title>
				<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 16:58:09 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p>There are a lot of things you should never do drunk &#150; drive, text, walk, pretty much anything except &quot;fall asleep and hope you wake up with a low-level headache.&quot; The list gets even longer when you&#039;re a videogame character, who should probably be saving the world or preparing for battle instead of trying to re-enact the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ"><span class="caps">SHOTS</span></a> video. But that never stopped some virtual characters from takin&#039; a few swigs too many at some inappropriate times. These are the 8 most irresponsible drinkers in videogame history.<br  />...]]></description>
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				<title>Pokemon Beer Pong Table</title>
				<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 21:43:37 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[Use the Master Pong Ball.]]></description>
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				<title>Harry Potter Tequila</title>
				<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:18:26 -0500</pubDate>
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				<title>Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener</title>
				<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 19:10:00 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[Hops and barley are the rarest ore of all.]]></description>
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				<title>Bottlecap Link</title>
				<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2012 23:00:10 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[From the makers of Lon Lon Ale.]]></description>
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				<title>Quidditch Pong</title>
				<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2012 00:58:55 -0500</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[If you drink enough, it's actually pretty similar to living in a world of magic.]]></description>
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				<title>TARDIS Alcohol Cabinet</title>
				<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2012 16:57:27 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[It's drunker on the inside than the outside.]]></description>
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				<title>A Drinking Game of Thrones</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2012 00:55:01 -0400</pubDate>
				<description><![CDATA[Become the mother of beer bongs.]]></description>
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				<title>7 More Drink Recipes From The Drunken Moogle</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 01:05:22 -0400</pubDate>
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<a href="http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/18952603725/hadouken-ryu-street-fighter-shot-ingredients"><strong>Hadouken &#150; Ryu (Street Fighter shot)</strong></a></p>

	<p><strong>Ingredients:</strong><br  />...]]></description>
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				<title>Admiral Akbar Rum</title>
				<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:22:04 -0400</pubDate>
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