This Diamond-Engraved Dalek Flask Will Lay Siege to Your Liver

Picture This Diamond-Engraved Dalek Flask Will Lay Siege to Your Liver

6 days ago

Err'body in the club gettin wibbly-wobbly. 

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Gamer Flasks by Athena's Wink

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February 25, 2014

Because sometimes, you need to sneak some mana-potion into a movie theater.  Athena's Wink Etsy Page

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Sh*tfaced Mario

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September 25, 2013

Friends don't let friends kart drunk.

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That's What We Call a "Party Pack"

Picture That's What We Call a "Party Pack"

September 18, 2013

So, a nerdy pirate went shopping at Walmart.

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The Doctor Who Drinking Game

Video The Doctor Who Drinking Game

July 02, 2013

Regenerate your drink regularly.

AT-AT Liquor Cabinet

Picture AT-AT Liquor Cabinet

June 13, 2013

With that much alcohol, they'll probably just fall down on their own.

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Article The Dorklyst: The 8 Most Irresponsible Drinkers in Videogame History

By Andrew Bridgman / February 8, 2013
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There are a lot of things you should never do drunk – drive, text, walk, pretty much anything except "fall asleep and hope you wake up with a low-level headache." The list gets even longer when you're a videogame character, who should probably be saving the world or preparing for battle instead of trying to re-enact the SHOTS video. But that never stopped some virtual characters from takin' a few swigs too many at some inappropriate times. These are the 8 most irresponsible drinkers in videogame history.

8. Commander Shepard (Mass Effect 2)

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While he's supposedly in a race against time to recruit a team to save the universe from the Reaper menace, Commander Shepard can sidle up to a bar and ask for a few drinks. And if he keeps asking for drinks, eventually the turian bartender will offer to make a special krogan drink for him, since Shepard's pretty sure he can handle it (having already come back from the dead once this game, odds are they can resurrect his liver once more, right?). It's a drink that's so strong that it's practically radioactive (which usually doesn't matter for krogans, given the whole "our entire race is dying out anyway" thing). If Shepard takes the drink, he instantly passes out and wakes up on a bathroom floor. Ignoring the nasty questions of how exactly he ended up there, it feels like maybe Shepard should get back to trying to stop those deep space-dwelling civilization-eaters instead of knocking back space-margaritas and passing out in front of urinals.

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Pokemon Beer Pong Table

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February 06, 2013

Use the Master Pong Ball.

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Harry Potter Tequila

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January 24, 2013

Yer a drunkard, Harry.

Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener

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November 29, 2012

Hops and barley are the rarest ore of all.

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