June 09, 2011
It's like a Tamagotchi that you can poison!
June 02, 2011
Go from janitor to CEO, just like a real janitor!
May 26, 2011
Dodge the fire and do your best not to fly off, just like on a real waterslide!
May 19, 2011
Because radioactive teddy bears weren't already dangerous enough.
May 12, 2011
It's like Angry Birds, but with turtles and cheeseburgers!
May 05, 2011
What dies in Vegas, stays dead in Vegas.
April 28, 2011
Not to be confused with a funk soul brother.
April 21, 2011
Because robots don't need our encouragement.
April 07, 2011
Murder is so sweet.
March 31, 2011
Because being a pro ninja takes too much practice.