Alright, so we're racing karts.
I know just the place. It's this awesome rainbow road.
Oh, psychedelic. And um, distracting?
The most distracting. It's also on a literal rainbow.
Wait, like in the sky?
No, outer space. So I guess it's a figurative rainbow, now that you mention it. Huh.
That sounds really dangerous.
No, it's okay. It totally has railings.
Wait, no. I'm thinking of "sharp turns". Man, I always mix those up.
Maybe you could just go by yourself- this sounds really unsafe. The railings could protect us-
No! We race doubles.
Nah man, you're my man. Besides, I heard you have to go with another guy.
That's weird. Wait, where'd you hear that?
Well, Wario and Waluigi always are bragging about how they go ride the rainbow road unprotected together and love it! So the railings can't be too bad, right?
Well, I guess that explains those mustaches.