So Rook, how was the first day?
I'll be honest, Captain, I'm pretty confused.
Rookies always are. There's a lot to take in on your first day, I'm sure you'll do fine.
But I'm just not sure I get it. It just feels a little over the top.
OK Rook, let's hear it.
You know when Simmons took me out to try and break up that race earlier? Do you know what car we took? A brand new Zonda! Those things cost about $400,000!
Hell of a ride though ain't it? Nothing but the best for my boys!
You say that Captain, but where's my uniform? I had to go get my own t-shirt printed that says "Police" on the front. We're blowing our whole budget on these cars!
That's a pretty sweet t-shirt. Think you could get me one of those? It looks a hell of a lot more professional than the one my son made me.
I can get you one for $20, but look
The rookie pulls his gun out.
I had to borrow this paintball gun from my cousin. What happens if I get in an actual gun fight? It doesn't even have any paint pellets in it.
You just keep your head down and radio for back up.
That'd be great if Simmons had put a radio in the car. He says it would slow the Zonda down.
Well use your cell phone then.
Sir, this is ridiculous. Can't we just sell the Zonda, buy our uniforms and guns back and start being real police again?
Look Son. Do you know what type of cars criminals drive?
God damn sports cars! You don't see James Bond driving his Aston Martin, chasing a g'damn Buick Le Sabre!? It's a Ferrari, or a Porsche or a Maserati. So we need to be prepared.
What's with all the James Bond references? Every 5
Simmons enters the room.
Great job on busting up that race today Simmons, you're a credit to your force.
Are you serious Sir!? Sure he stopped one of the racers, but he also wrote off 5 civilian cars, as well as causing about $100,000s worth of damage to the Zonda when he rammed it into the racer's car! Where's that money going to come from?
It's a small price to pay for freedom.