Viva la revolution!
Yes, I hear you, but what kind of revolution should we have?
Well, the Americans did that whole Boston Tea Party revolt, which was pretty impressive.
We could find a bunch of croissants and toss them into the river
No, we need to do something unique, plus croissants are too buttery, flakey, and delicious to waste.
This is true.
I got it! We will have a dance revolution!
No, this will be better. We shall stomp on four squares to club remixes of once popular songs.
And you're sure that will be as successful as the Americans' revolution?
You have a point. The Boston Tea Party sounds so much catchier. Half the battle is marketing.
I know, when I hear the Americans talk about their revolution I just want to go teabag something!
That's all I can think about! Now, how can we be sure this dance revolution will catch on?
We could say dance again.
Brilliant! We will call it Dance Dance Revolution! I like it!
Will everyone dance in this dance dance revolution?
Yes, especially Asians, they'll be amazing at it.
And how are we supposed to overthrow the French Directory with dancing?
With swollen feet, twisted ankles, and anime-induced seizures.
You are truly a God among men sir, but we face heavy defense before we can implement our dance dance revolution.
Yes, we cannot let those vicious swine break our flawless combo streak. Ready our secret weapon.
No, not the
Yes! Release the Angry Birds!
At once sir!