Congratulations, Internet. We've finally done it, we've entered a true shame-free society. An entire generation raised on weird fanfiction and crackshipping has come home to roost and that means we're getting horny for Venom, the Grinch, Pennywise and now jolly old Saint Nick as well. What sparked this blizzard of thirst? It was the debut of a new holiday movie on Netflix starring Kurt Russell.

Let the "not as ironic as you think" sexytimes commence:



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