One of the most timeless monsters in mythological history, the Vampire has captivated and terrified storytellers for generations. But with all those stories and retellings came an unfortunate side effect; no other creature of the night is subject to so many oddly specific RULES. With all these regulations and loopholes, these servants of the night expose themselves to some bizarre leaps of logic. 

Here's 10 headscratchers from reddit's r/showerthoughts board that made us reconsider our love for these undead nightmares:

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 17 Posted byuloukass 2 years ago When Dracula says Excellent it sounds just like egg salad 6 Comments
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If a vampire doesnt age, then a pure blood vampire cant exist since the embryo wont grow
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Posted byuthemightyheptagon 3 years ago In the original Dracula movie from 1931, Dracula and Van Helsing are played by Bela Lugosi and Edward Van Sloan So their names areBela and Edward 84 Comments
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