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fakethistoyourgrave Whats the word for horny but not in a sexual way like Im horny for Halloween but I dont wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel foxzes do u mean excited kompaniemutter this is scientific evidence that porn makes you stupider Quelle: fakethistoyourgrave
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trashpits who decided skeletons are scary like you have a skeleton do not be afraid of u scarfulhu but they arent meant to exit the meat
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justshowerthoughts People without glasses are really out here seeing for free firebreathingbitchqueenx Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck
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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker I drank the clear splashy stuff I ate the green things I went under that bright fucker up there I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck
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