Someone Got A Tattoo ></p>
<p>You should never volunteer yourself for a dare based on internet enthusiasm, because the internet is a cruel horrible place that revels in human misery and suffering, and loves to convince people to make fools of themselves to go viral, even for a brief moment. The internet does not act on its best intentions. Then again, life is fleeting and it's fun to goof off online and get outside your comfort zone, like by....getting Hulk having sex with Thanos tattooed on your ass:</p>
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400 rts and ill get this tattooed on my ass pic.twitter.com/qplzGV7OSM

-- kate (@stardustIoki) July 30, 2018

Yes, for a mere 400 retweets, user @stardustloki promised to get an actual tattoo on her ass of Hulk making sweet sweet love to the Mad Titan himself, Thanos. Honestly, a pretty low number - gotta go at least 10k RTs to make it worth your while in this day and age. But maybe @stardustloki was simply feeling generous or wasn't sure how far this would spread. But very quickly, it climbed to over 2k RTs, which mean she was signed on to go:

 Someone Got A Tattoo ></p>
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iTS A BAD ANGLE BUT HERE SHE IS SHE STINGS pic.twitter.com/8LIx3c6jko

-- kate (@stardustIoki) August 5, 2018

While I was initially like "oh man, this would be a hugely regrettable thing to do", I think my tune has changed on the matter. Just think about it - whenever their ass is exposed (going swimming, for instance), they'll have a funny story to tell and a good ice breaker. Plus, the conversation can very naturally move into "would Thanos ever agree to bottom, or would he always be a top? Would he be a versatile?" without any awkward segues.

Also, just to make sure you're still onboard - yes, it IS real: