1. Pikachu Cloth Diaper by TheAlbinoSquirrel

Let's hope it's super effective.

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2. Full-Body Spandex Lucario "Zentai" Suit by UncleHulk

For when you really want to give off a strong aura.

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3. Charmander "Tobacco" Pipe by fuckinintents

Looks like it'd also be good against grass-types.

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4. Pikachu USB Charger via hokagestore

I guess USB stands for "Universal Serial Butt".

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5. Togepi-Inspired 3D Printed Egg Cup by KickAss3DPrints

When you want to eat softboiled eggs in the most hardcore way possible.

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6. The "PokeMoan" line by GeekySexToys.com

Looks like your starters are here to help you finish as well.

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7. Squirtle Swimwear via HokageStore

Bubble beam meets Bubble butt.

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8. Pikachu Convertible Ski Mask by Sugarcoatidli3z

A great accessory to start your political punk band "Pika Riot"

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9. Severed Sloppoke Tail Plushie by 

The Kanto region's finest/morally abhorrent delicacy.

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10. Taxidermy Pikachu by Krysten Newby

We said this was a gallery of Pokemon stuff, not stuffed Pokemon.

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11. Flygon "Dakimakura" Body Pillow Cover by Lemon Creme

Not kinkshaming here... merely kink-concerned...

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12. "Jigglybuff" Custom Controller by @Die_Oh_Do

Pray that this is only a dream

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Bonus: MissingNo. Plush by SteelfeatherWorks

Life's a glitch, and then you die.

plushie