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http://justshrekthingz.tumblr.com/post/98599271025/nonperishable-cup-ramen-in-their-tongue-he-is

 

 

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Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkeys player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon waltersandmurdock Deactivated I want to be a halfogre What You cant Theyve seen your picture, and youre a human The ogre half is at night
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cross shrek bracelet
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Smash or pass Fiona from shrek ASKED BY ANONYMOUS KRAMERGATE pass out of respect for shrek
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imagine using this shampoo in the shower
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http://justshrekthingz.tumblr.com/post/108152817280/captain-fucking-levi-when-will-people-fucking

 

 

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what if people said shrek instead of cum oh yeah baby im gonna shrek in your ass swallow my shrek babygirl deannafancy what if people went to church and asked the good lord to cleanse them of their sins
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