The story of how Ryan Reynolds turned his "unmarketable" dream of a Deadpool movie into the highest-grossing R-rated movie of all time is now the stuff of legend. Despite starring in some groaners his personal charisma has given the Canadian heartthrob an international fan base and over 11 million twitter followers. But while you were focused on his movie-star good looks, you might have forgotten the nuggets of wisdom he drops on the reg on social media.

Here's 14 hilarious thought-gifts from the man who would be Wade Wilson:

1. The key to having a perfect physique:

Travel back in time 38 years Kindly remind my father to have that third beer Then for Gods sake, look away

 


2. How to avoid confusion at the Box Office:

Absolutely not I also believe laserdisc is a sound investment for your money and John Denver will tour this Fall





3. How to see the world:

 

4. How to respect Taiwanese History

 

5. How to honor your family:

6. How to care for a nephew:

UNCLE DALE: Super Fun NyQuil SpiderMan Juice isnt a licensed Marvel product JUDGE: Its Sony But I think were missing the point here

 

7. How to learn from your elders:

 

8. How to age gracefully:

Ryan Reynolds Verified account VancityReynolds Follow Follow VancityReynolds More Cant decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin

 


9. How to raise a child:

ryan reynolds tossed my daughter the keys to my car

 



10. How to engage in constructive criticism:

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11. How to save the world:

Absolutely not I also believe laserdisc is a sound investment for your money and John Denver will tour this Fall

 


12. How to be talented actor:


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13. How to get along with your co-workers:

 


14. How to compliment the competition:

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