With finals rapidly approaching (or already having begun - idk how school works anymore) we know many of you are turning to lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to, much like this one, to aid you on your quest of not failing the fuck out of school.

While these are nice and good, we here at Dorkly feel these playlists don't cater to the real student. The student who didn't read a single book they were supposed to read this semester. The student who didn't even buy them from the bookstore. The student who needs to jam adderall down their throat to amp it the fuck up in the next 36 hours or else they're fucking fucked.

You, the real student, don't need lofi hip hop beats to study/relax to.

What you need is NOT LOFI METAL BEATS TO STRESS/CRAM TO.

THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE STRESSED AS FUCK AND PROBABLY GONNA FAIL THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FINALS, SO YOU NEED A PLAYLIST THAT'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE BY BEING SO GRATING AND UNLISTENABLE YOUR BODY HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BECOME SMART LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

THE GORGEOUS ANIMATION LOOP WAS MADE BY KARINA FAREK, WHO YOU CAN FOLLOW ON TWITTER HERE AND FIND MORE OF HER GREAT WORK HERE. HAPPY CRAMMING!!