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  1. Eddie Brock

    Oh god - what's happening to me?!

  2. Venom

    Eddie...we are one now. WE are VENOM!

  3. Eddie Brock

    OH  GOD I - wait, what?

  4. Venom

    ...Venom. We are Venom.

  5. Eddie Brock

    I'm sorry - I get we're two separate beings bonding on a cellular level to form a singular new creature, but...Venom?

  6. Venom

    Yeah, Venom. What's wrong with that?

  7. Eddie Brock

    Are we poisonous?

  8. Venom

    Well...no.

  9. Eddie Brock

    Seems like a pretty arbitrary choice then. Venom is just poison secreted by animals, like spiders or-

  10. Venom

    IT'S EVOCATIVE, OKAY?

  11. Eddie Brock

    I'm just saying, if we were a harmful substance whose origin began with a spider, I'd get it, but-

  12. Venom

    NO, THAT'S NOT IT, IT'S JUST A COOL NAME, BRO.

  13. Eddie Brock

    Alright, jeez. So what IS our deal then?

  14. Venom

    We like to kill things.

  15. Eddie Brock

    Oh. Okay. Why not something more like 'Carnage', then?

  16. Venom

    ...No.

  17. Eddie Brock

    Why?

  18. Venom

    Just...just no. Not that. Venom is cool. We're sticking with Venom.

  19. Eddie Brock

    I just think I should have some say in this. Venom makes us sound like an 80s hair metal band.

  20. Venom

    You are REALLY getting hung up on this whole 'poison' thing.

  21. Eddie Brock

    I just don't really get WHY we would call ourselves that if we're not poisonous. If we're going to be some kind of new evolution of humanity and alien, I think we should put a little thought into our name.

  22. Venom

    It just sounds really cool, I swear. Ask anyone if it sounds cool. Cool look, cool name.

  23. Eddie Brock

    Just saying - 'Carnage' would make a lot more sense.

  24. Venom

    WE ARE NOT DOING 'CARNAGE', OKAY? Not happening.

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  1. Eddie Brock

    I was gonna ask a little about our 'look' too. What's with the teeth?

  2. Venom

    What do you mean? They're teeth. They look cool. End of story.

  3. Eddie Brock

    But it's like - teeth that go OVER my normal teeth? And my normal teeth are still behind these new teeth? Do we really need two sets of teeth?

  4. Venom

    The teeth are like the biggest part of the look. They look cool!

  5. Eddie Brock

    So that's it? We're all about the aesthetic? That seems so shallow.

  6. Venom

    I spent a lot of time on the teeth. The tongue too.

  7. Eddie Brock

    Did I hurt your feelings? Listen, I'm just trying to figure out what we're even doing here.

  8. Venom

    I'M MAKING US LOOK COOL AND BADASS AND HAVE A BADASS NAME. IS THAT REALLY SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

  9. Eddie Brock

    But, like - why extra teeth? You're just goo, you could just form a cool mask over my face or something, instead of having these gross exposed teeth all the time.

  10. Venom

    ...

  11. Eddie Brock

    Are we not talking now?

  12. Venom

    ...

  13. Eddie Brock

    Real mature, dude. Thought we were adults here. Alright, if you're gonna MOPE about it, we can be 'Venom.' But if anyone asks about it, you gotta be the one to explain why we're that instead of Carnage.

  14. Venom

    Man, I really wish I would've bonded with a high school kid with spider-powers instead of you. Bet he wouldn't be so much of a dick about this.