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Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods youre going to die istudypirates My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
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ass is so boring whats the appeal jxnc Deactivated listen man pack ya shit pack ya shit, get the fuck off my dash u gonna go get out get tf out mycarisbiggerthanyours2 Deactivated people poop from there you sick freak jxnc Deactivated A N U S A I N T A S S M Y D U D E
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dorkly nny tumblr butts asses math booty math memes
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Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd areyoutryingtodeduceme or someone has the weirdest ass ever
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bongo bongo ass thighs bongo
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murder murder murder
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tumblr eat my ass funny memes
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Ass man: Respects women Mature and emotionally stable, has good prospects for the future Studies philosophy and literature in spare time All around good taste in media and fetishes Most likely sexually active Boob man: Sweaty and insecure, probably runs a porn blog titled appreciating the female form Manchild mentality thinks breasts are more interesting than they actually are Cries himself to sleep nightly Probably has a foot fetish too Years of nonstop hentai consumption means he genuinely believes breasts move like that IRL
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