Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a superstar of a certain vintage. He got his start as a wrestling great on the WWE circuit before crossing over into the world of movies on a huge scale. Now he's headlining blockbusters with incredible legs and potentially ending co-stars careers with Instagram beef. Johnson's bigger than big-time now.
As likable and magnetic as his onscreen persona can be, even he's started to develop a formula over the years. Brolic dudes with a mission and a mostly monochromatic fashion sense seem to be his stock in trade, whether they're backpacking around the world or running through the streets of Florida in a drug-induced haze, and his two latest Rampage and Skyscraper don't really look to be shaking things up too much. We love The Rock with all of our hearts, but here's a list of The Rock's cheesiest action movie moments, in chronological order. Long live our future president.
Name: Mathayus
Job: Scorpion King
Shirt Color: N/A
Cheesiest moment: Being turned into a CGI clay monster
Name: Beck
Job: retrieval expert
Shirt Color: Off-white
Cheesiest Moment: Fighting monkeys while hanging from a tree
Name: Chris Vaughn
Job: Vigilante turned sheriff
Shirt Color: Navy blue
Cheesiest Moment: Being a vigilante cop
Name: Asher "Sarge" Mahonin
Job: Sergeant
Shirt Color: Jet Black
Cheesiest Moment: Turning into Zombie Johnson
Name: Boxer Santaros/Jerico Cane
Job: Stuntman
Shirt Color: white tank top & beige hoodie
Cheesiest Moment: Go re-watch Southland Takes and take your pick.
Name: Jack Bruno
Job: Getaway/cab driver
Shirt Color: Black or grey
Cheesiest Moment: "Don't go in the pimped-out fridge, Jack."
Name: Christopher Danson
Job: Detective and sociopath
Cheesiest Moment: Dying for no reason
Name: James Cullen
Job: Petty criminal
Shirt Color: Black
Cheesiest moment: Not realizing that Johnson is also Samoan
Name: Luke Hobbs
Job: Diplomatic Security Sercvice agent
Cheesiest Moment: Flexing through a goddamn cast
Name: Paul Doyle
Job: Ex-con
Shirt Color: Too many to count
Cheesiest Moment: Doing coke at a neighborhood watch meeting
Name: Hercules
Job: Hercules
Shirt Color: Animal skin
Cheesiest Moment: "I AM HERCULEEEESSSSSS"
Name: Ray Gaines
Job: Rescue pilot
Shirt Color: off-white
Cheesiest Moment: Riding a tidal wave with a speed boat
Name: Bob Stone
Job: CIA Agent
Shirt Color: Yellow
Cheesiest Moment: Name-checking Road House
Name: Spencer Gilpin/Dr. Smolder Bravestone
Job: High schooler/Archaeologist
Shirt Color: Beige
Cheesiest Moment: Smoldering intensity
Name: Davis Okoye
Job: Primatologist
Shirt Color: White
Cheesiest Moment: Watch the trailer and take your pick