Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a superstar of a certain vintage. He got his start as a wrestling great on the WWE circuit before crossing over into the world of movies on a huge scale. Now he's headlining blockbusters with incredible legs and potentially ending co-stars careers with Instagram beef. Johnson's bigger than big-time now. 

As likable and magnetic as his onscreen persona can be, even he's started to develop a formula over the years. Brolic dudes with a mission and a mostly monochromatic fashion sense seem to be his stock in trade, whether they're backpacking around the world or running through the streets of Florida in a drug-induced haze, and his two latest Rampage and Skyscraper don't really look to be shaking things up too much. We love The Rock with all of our hearts, but here's a list of The Rock's cheesiest action movie moments, in chronological order. Long live our future president. 


1. The Scorpion King (2002)

Name: Mathayus

Job: Scorpion King

Shirt Color: N/A

Cheesiest moment: Being turned into a CGI clay monster  


2. The Rundown (2003)

Name: Beck 

Job: retrieval expert 

Shirt Color: Off-white

Cheesiest Moment: Fighting monkeys while hanging from a tree  


3. Walking Tall (2004)

Name: Chris Vaughn

Job: Vigilante turned sheriff

Shirt Color: Navy blue  

Cheesiest Moment: Being a vigilante cop  


4. DOOM (2005) 

Name: Asher "Sarge" Mahonin

Job: Sergeant

Shirt Color: Jet Black 

Cheesiest Moment: Turning into Zombie Johnson 


5. Southland Tales (2007)

Name: Boxer Santaros/Jerico Cane

Job: Stuntman 

Shirt Color: white tank top & beige hoodie 

Cheesiest Moment: Go re-watch Southland Takes and take your pick. 


6. Race To Witch Mountain (2009)  

Name: Jack Bruno 

Job: Getaway/cab driver

Shirt Color: Black or grey 

Cheesiest Moment: "Don't go in the pimped-out fridge, Jack." 


7. The Other Guys (2010)

Name: Christopher Danson

Job: Detective and sociopath

Shirt Color: Navy blue 

Cheesiest Moment: Dying for no reason 


8. Faster (2010) 

Name: James Cullen

Job: Petty criminal 

Shirt Color: Black 

Cheesiest moment: Not realizing that Johnson is also Samoan


9. Fast & Furious series (2011 - present) 

Name: Luke Hobbs 

Job: Diplomatic Security Sercvice agent  

Shirt Color: Navy blue

Cheesiest Moment: Flexing through a goddamn cast


10. Pain & Gain (2012)

 

Name: Paul Doyle

Job: Ex-con

Shirt Color: Too many to count  

Cheesiest Moment: Doing coke at a neighborhood watch meeting 


11. Hercules (2014) 

 

Name: Hercules 

Job: Hercules

Shirt Color: Animal skin

Cheesiest Moment: "I AM HERCULEEEESSSSSS" 


12. San Andreas (2015)

 

Name: Ray Gaines

Job: Rescue pilot

Shirt Color: off-white

Cheesiest Moment: Riding a tidal wave with a speed boat


13. Central Intelligence (2016)

Name: Bob Stone

Job: CIA Agent

Shirt Color: Yellow 

Cheesiest Moment:  Name-checking Road House


14. Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2018)

 

Name: Spencer Gilpin/Dr. Smolder Bravestone

Job: High schooler/Archaeologist 

Shirt Color: Beige 

Cheesiest Moment: Smoldering intensity


15. Rampage (2018) 

Name: Davis Okoye

Job: Primatologist

Shirt Color: White

Cheesiest Moment: Watch the trailer and take your pick