Well, we finally have some kind of tangible evidence that Sony has produced a Venom movie starring Tom Hardy and actually plans on releasing it - yes, THAT Venom movie, that may not involve Spider-Man at all and is apparently real. I'm still a little hesitant to not chalk this up to an elaborate prank, because FOR SOME REASON Sony opted to not include ANY Venom in their trailer for, uh, Venom.

I dunno about you, but MY favorite part of Venom was never really "Eddie Brock getting scanned for cancer and freaking out." It was more the whole "being Venom and doing Venom stuff" aspect. But maybe that's just me?



1.



2.



3.



4.



5.



6.

7.



8.



9.



10.



Presumably, they WILL eventually release a trailer that actually shows Venom in it. And until then, we'll have to just enjoy this video of Tom Hardy doing the Bane voice in a groin protector with his doggy, because odds are the Venom movie won't be half as enjoyable as this: