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It's 2018, and one of the first big new memes is percolating - the McDonald's Alignment Chart, which takes fictional characters and lumps them into three main categories (based on how they would react to a kid yelling "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!" in the backseat of a car):

  • Responding with "We have food at home" (aka 'The Responsible Parent' Archetype)
  • Join in on the "MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!" chant (aka 'The Immature, Easily Excitable Child' Archetype)
  • Pulling into the drive-thru as the children cheer and coldly ordering a single black coffee and leaving (aka 'The Cold, Cruel Troll' Archetype - and inspired by a great John Mulaney bit)

The basic idea is that every fictional character in every franchise can be lumped somewhere between these three extremes - and based on the examples people have made so far, they're not far off:





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https://thelcsersclub.tumblr.com/post/169264739352/thelcsersclub-im-open-to-constructive

 




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http://ghostlores.tumblr.com/post/169209537893/discussion-thread-is-open

 


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http://bluestar3445.tumblr.com/post/169235838370/these-are-the-facts-right-here

 


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http://fassbender.co.vu/post/169205570756

 


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https://nzagul.tumblr.com/post/169237644188/you-know-i-had-to-do-it-to-em

 


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https://sleepybyers.tumblr.com/post/169244883190/thoughts

 


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https://actualcyclops.tumblr.com/post/169176511667/for-ur-humble-consideration-bnha-school

 




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https://nzagul.tumblr.com/post/169237641818/and-thats-the-tea

 



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http://phoencountered.tumblr.com/post/169205817082/heres-a-meme-based-on-this-discuss

 



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https://sonicshank.tumblr.com/post/169221115692/4-am-alignment