It's going to be a tough Christamas out there for geeks, more than any other holiday season before it. The world has never been more full of cheap, mass produced nerd tchochkes to stuff your stockings. What should be a reflection of your friends' and family's care for you is at risk of becoming an unceremonious Funko Pop exchange for all involved... but it doesn't have to be that way. We went looking through the Internet's main source of hand-crafted goods Etsy to find some truly unique gifts and one-of-a-kind items that are sure to leave their recipients absolutely speechless.
You tell me ONE thing Wonder Woman has to do with bondage play besides "literally everything"!
What do you get for someone who is old enough to have fond memories of Silent Hill 2 AND still loves My Little Pony, you know besides a restraining order?
Just imagine, your cat could be as happy as this!
There's two possible reactions to this photo: "Awesome!"
"Holy shit! Ice Age fans are old enough to smoke weed already!?"
To be fair, for many lifelong Pokemon fans, boobs are the hardest things to catch of all.
You're probably not smart enough to get these as gifts, just keep scrolling, NORMIE.
This present is perfect for anyone who's ever imagined a trial by combat between Olenna Tyrell and Mary Berry.
For when you're harder than Carbonite.
Whip this bad boy out the next time your 'stache got frizzled up because you rocked too hard at the chiptunes show.
When you wanna be humiliated sexually and humiliated the regular way all at the same time.
From the hit show "AMC's The Washing Dead".
PIKACHU USED "RAGE". IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!