1. Donkey Kong



2. Princess Daisy

princess daisy

3. Bowser

Bowser Meth Turtle lizard daddy


4. Toad



5. Yoshi

yoshi is gross i hate it

6. Mario

mario then vs now Immortal Genitalless Moustache Baby


7. Princess Toadstool / Peach

princess peach sexy now sorry thems the facts the government says so


8. Wario

wario wario wario wario bisexual 4chan


9. Luigi

Luigi abandoned