Dungeons & Dragons has gone through several evolutions since it was created in 1974. First as finicky wargame for midwestern nerds, then a satanic gateway according to concerned 80s parents, and now it's the most popular role-playing experience in podcast history. But what most people love most about it is just how bonkers it can get when you and your friends are over-caffeinated, slightly horny, and eager to decimate a handful of Kobolds and Demigods.

The blog outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com has amassed a treasure trove of fan-submitted quotes that prove that NOTHING is too effed up for D&D.

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