Since its release in the 70s, Dungeons and Dragons has gone from finicky wargame for midwestern nerds to satanic gateway to the most popular role-playing experience in podcast history. Contained in the rules of the game are countless imaginative adventures that can push the limits of the human mind. But what most people forget is just how bonkers it can get when you and your friends are deep in an encounter. The blog outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com has amassed a treasure trove of fan-submitted quotes that prove that NOTHING is too effed up for D&D.

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