Anyone who's enjoyed a lengthy campaign of Dungeons & Dragons with a group of longtime friends knows just how off the walls bananas things can get. Hours pass, in-jokes multiply, and eventually what started as a high-fantasy quest devolves into "Jackass with dwarves". With a freewheeling GM behind the screen there's literally nothing that can't happen in a good tabletop session, leading to moments that are forever immortalized in quotes like these, timeless records of those moments when gamers take a step back and think "did I really just say that!?"

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