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Alright, my robot-armed boss is telling me to enter this compound and bring in this "X-23" girl. Shouldn't be too much trouble. C'mon, fellas, let's get the job done!

Wait a sec - who's that beard guy with the tattered suit? Ah, I'm sure he's no one.

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Hey, wow - he's stabbing A LOT of my co-workers with his knuckle-blades. Wow, really got Dave there - jammed those knuckle-blades right through his skull and everything. Chopped off Mark's arm like a knife through butter. And that "X-23" girl is just stabbing EVERYONE in the neck.

Anyways, better keep advancing on them.

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Welp, 8 of my co-workers have been completely stabbed into oblivion. Like, we're talking nothing but red goo left over. Luckily there are like 20 of us here total, so another 12 should be able to finish this job pretty handily I think. Sure, we haven't made any actual progress in capturing the little girl and her and this Logan fella sure seem to be very efficiently slicing up all of us mercenary goons, but if I just keep my cool and steadily advance (like all previous 8 mercenaries that are now shredded to death), I'm sure I'll be okay.

Oops! There goes Stephen. Wow, right through the eye.

Okay, so 15 dudes have been mercilessly diced up like a Thanksgiving turkey and we've made exactly zero progress in injuring or slowing down either Logan or X-23. But ya know what? I'm not gonna panic. I'm a trained professional, and the $32,000 salary I make a year (plus dental) definitely makes it worth me risking my life to try to capture these two feral stab-monsters who have already slaughtered 15 - OH GOD WATCH OUT EVAN!!! - ...16 others.

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Ouch, poor Evan's testicles.

Not to worry - I've got my gun at hip level, I'm scanning the area directly in front of me, and relying on my training. So what if these two genetic experiments have spilt enough blood in the past 3 minutes to fill a swimming pool? That doesn't mean I should turn tail and leave my post - after all, that would look pretty bad on a resume to say I left my previous job just because I was a little bit scared just because two weaponized mutants happened to be deliriously murdering 17 - JESUS CHRIST RAYMOND LOOK OUT!!! - ...18 of my co-workers.

I'm sure my wife will chew me out over this - "you obviously should have left! Your job as a hired goon isn't worth getting horrifically decimated by two claw-wielding freaks!" And that's the thing Marie just doesn't get: I'm a professional, and professionals get the job-

OH FUCK MY DICK!! THE LITTLE GIRL CHOPPED OFF MY DICK!!! AND LOGAN STABBED ME REPEATEDLY IN MY CHEEK!!!!! SHIT!!!!! THEY ARE BOTH STABBING OFF MY ARMS!! THIS IS TRUE PAIN!!!! FFFFUCK!!!

Wow, I'm stabbed all over and missing a bunch of limbs and losing a ton of blood and all my teeth got knocked out...

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Marie's gonna feel like a REAL sucker for doubting whether this was worth "holding onto my dental insurance" now!