switch

It all started so innocent. Back when Nintendo first unveiled the Switch, fans were taken by the odd new controller with asymmetrical, detachable parts. It wasn't long before everyone came to the same conclusion: The Switch controller kinda looks like a cute doggie!

We didn't realize it yet, but this is where it all went wrong. See, if you draw a dog on the internet and that dog gets popular, eventually people with anthropomorphize that dog.

http://bearslime.tumblr.com/post/157877422614/switch-dog

Hey, that's still pretty cute, right? No harm there. But of course, that's where Rule 34 comes in, which roughly states: "If it exists, there is porn of it." We should have seen it coming sooner. As the ramp-up to the Switch has reached its peak, the fan art has only gotten more intense.

Now the predominant cartoon version of the Nintendo Switch seems to take the form of a voluptuous dog-woman. On one hand, hey, it's the internet and everyone has their own thing. Making fun of furries stopped being cool years ago. On the other hand, there's an alarming amount of people who are thirsty for a controller

In the interest of... nothing but our morbid fascination, we've collected some of Sexy Switch Fan Art below. We stop short of the pornographic (but trust us, it's out there), but it's safe to say it's NSFW. 


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switch dog

(do you know who did this? let us know so we can credit them!)


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http://vaporlemon.tumblr.com/post/157678011549/switchie-still-designed-by-gats


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switch

by coolfruits



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switch dog

(do you know whose watermark that is? let us know!)


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BONUS
! If the dog was ACTUALLY like the Switch controller

http://ronnieraccoon.tumblr.com/post/157883550746/switch-doggo-is-cute-and-all-but-consider-this