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Disney Land and Disney World are notorious for their squeaky-clean images - theme parks filled with magic, where every aspect of your experience is carefully controlled by the most brand-conscious company on the planet.

But - like any theme park - there exists a darker underbelly. Sex, weird rules, secret cops, and...well, okay, it's mostly just a lot of sex stuff, all shared in this strangely informative r/AskReddit thread.

1. For some reason they think kids watching Goofy ACTUALLY DIE is less traumatizing than seeing Goofy take off his costume? (from corrugated_symphony)

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2. Make sure you don't run afoul of Mickey's personal SWAT Team (fromĀ cynikalahole99)

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3. Disney World: Where dreams really do come true (from whenthereisfire)

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4. Go on the pirate ride, gettin' some booty (from TongaGirl)

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5. I'm beginning to think Disney World is just a giant sex park (from SyRauk)

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6. Let it f***ing go. (from CaptainEightBall)

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7. Pirates of the Caribbean is definitely the Playboy Mansion of Disney theme parks. (from SortN2Slytherin)

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8. Well, you learn something new every day. (from calebfitz)

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9. Hey guys I'm going to work for the Disney World college program now bye (from PompeiiSketches)

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10. Disney World is wilder than your college (from Fored495)

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11. "Gaston can be SUCH a dick, ya know?" (from BrokeBellHop)

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