It's so hard to find good help these days. In that sense, it's not surprising that villains rarely win the day -- the people they hire often screw up their best-laid plans. But here and there, pop culture has provided some memorable and competent goons, so we thought we'd try our best to give them a super-official, absolutely-infallible ranking. Let us know if we forgot a grunt, otherwise feel free to argue that Boba Fett actually sucks.

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