Sure, lots of Nintendo games LOOK real bright and pretty - but there's always something strange and dark lying just beneath the surface. Yoshi's Island is about child abandonment, Smash Bros. is a child playing out violent fantasies with toys, and...well, don't even get us STARTED on the subtext of Kirby.

But Nintendo's Switch lineup might be their most terrifying yet. Why? Well, let us explain...


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