Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
My friend started arguing with this guy in my Xbox party, and this guy starts ranting to my friend:
"Dude, I'ma smite you like that Pokémon move. Then you'll have no PP and have to use struggle. And god, hope you don't start doing yu-gi-oh. Dude, I'll mirror force you so you can't use sakeraku armour. Dude, you attack me, I mirror force, all your monsters die and I win. You're like AWW MAN AWW MIRROR FORCE and I fuckin' Marshmallow you."After my friend kicked him he sent him a message saying 'Sniff Sniff, Hooray!'-Sean H.
I was playing Halo Reach and some kid was sniping out our whole team. One guy then proceeded to yell "Fucking campers, I'm going to pitch a tent in your ass and rape it dry." - Matt
One night playing MW2 I was talking to some randomly matched guys. Naturally the topic switched to how great it felt to drop a deuce. One of the guys chimed in and said "I haven't had a solid shit in four years." -KJ