It's not like anyone is actually expecting Half-Life 3 at this point. The joke is so old it got sad and then funny and then annoying. More and more, it's become clear that Valve either doesn't have any ideas for or has no interest in a follow-up to the dick-flicking cliffhanger of Half-Life 2: Episode 2. What could ever live up to expectations at this point? Well, there IS one scenario...

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