Good to have a new Assassin recruit on board, let me start to show you the ropes.
I can't wait! I've always wanted to learn how to eliminate our enemies swiftly and clinically without leaving a trace.
but we don't really care too much about the second part.
Really? I mean, don't people notice, when you kill people?
Maybe for about a second, but most people seem to think I'm on some drunken wager and get back to carrying boxes from A to B.
But what about the guards? Surely they're constantly looking for you?
Yeah, kind of. They put up posters of me, but that's about it.
Posters? I've never seen any posters.
They're usually quite out of the way, hidden on rooftops and places like that. Basically anyway that isn't immediately accessible.
That makes no sense.
I think they're trying to make it hard for me to find them as they know I'll just tear them down if I see them. Remember, this is the 16th century. It's got to be costing them a fortune to get all these posters printed.
Well it all sounds pretty straight forward, and you seem like one of the few guys who has his head screwed on straight around this place.
Do you ever feel like someone 500 years in the future is somehow looking back on your life?
Oh yeah, me neither, just checking.