1. "I will honor my parents memory by beating the heck out of these mentally ill people."

undefined
via delitomatoes



2. "Why are your eyes and mouth really dark, Bruce?"

undefined
via Krutzfeldt1



3. You're not wrong.

undefined
via fruitchicken



4. Worlds Greatest Detective doesn't have much competition for the title.

undefined
via TerdVader



5. We're disappointed in you, billionaires. Except maybe the ones that send most of their money to charity, we guess.

undefined
via Scotb6



6. We'd watch the heck out of this.

undefined
via _wow_just_wow_



7. Or a slasher movie.

undefined
via come-on-now-please



8. Sounds about right.

undefined
via poofbird



9. Explains why there's so many Robin candidates...

undefined
via glassbottomboat42



10. Except for the nearly curing Polio and such. That's pretty rad.

undefined
via ImmaculateJones



11. Easy enough... once you get the explosives and such.

undefined
via hypercyberdyne



12. Too late now.

undefined
via vidoardes



13. Does this make Alfred the Professor?

undefined
via nickbot123



14. Rent is tough now a days

undefined
via Dolanduck1



15. Just a little bit of killing might actually work. Just a little bit.

undefined
via MaltyBeverage