The bloated, undead beast of novel-to-film trilogies does not know how to stop -- it only knows the pain of hunger. Hunger for more CGI battles, meandering plots pouring from unfinished scripts, and classically trained actors breaking down and openly weeping at the gaping maw of the abyss. Why stop there? Fuck it, here's 4 more Hobbit movies.

What If They Stretched The Last Two Chapters of The Hobbit Into 4 More Movies