Honestly, just watch this and get ready for the coolest minute of your day:


"Ok, WTF Did I Just Watch?"

Excellent question, that was a winning Wushu routine from the 2009 World Championships.



Wushu is a competitive martial art based out of China, its practice is split between choreographed routines (like the one above) and full-contact sparring. The routines are kind of like what happens if fencing, pro wrestling, parkour, rhythmic gymnastics and a fight to the death had a baby.